# Introducing the Slop Cannon



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An animated digital face of a blonde woman delivers a testimonial about a service called 'Slop Cannon' protecting her privacy by flooding the internet with synthetic images.



## Timestamped description



[00:00–00:06] An AI-animated blonde woman speaks to the camera against a shifting grid of various cartoon and video clips. Large animated subtitle text appears over her forehead while a small cat wearing overalls dances in the bottom-left corner. Upbeat electronic music plays.

[00:06–00:13] The woman continues speaking as the dancing cat relocates toward the lower center of the screen. Text overlays sync with her spoken words.

[00:13–00:20] The woman finishes her speech thanking 'Slop Cannon' as the dancing cat moves to the lower right corner before the clip ends.



## Speech transcript



[00:00–00:03] Speaker: My evil ex leaked a private photograph I sent him where I was nude.

[00:03–00:06] Speaker: I was extremely embarrassed and I felt violated.

[00:06–00:10] Speaker: But then, Slop Cannon generated 5 million pictures of me naked, each with a different body,

[00:10–00:13] Speaker: so no one could really tell which one was real.

[00:13–00:18] Speaker: Thanks to Slop Cannon, my privacy was protected by making my digital footprint unreliable and unverifiable.

[00:18–00:20] Speaker: Thanks, Slop Cannon!



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