# Jensen is Not a Car



AI-generated; not human-verified. Timestamps are approximate.



An animated video featuring an AI-generated Jensen Huang delivering a GPU-themed parody of the Navy Seal copypasta against a backdrop of scrolling Wikipedia pages.



## Timestamped description



[00:00–00:08] An animated figure of Jensen Huang wearing a black leather jacket points aggressively at the camera while speaking. A glitchy pink background displays fast-scrolling Wikipedia text. Rapidly flashing green word-by-word captions appear over his chest.

[00:08–00:18] The animated figure continues his intense speech and hand gestures while background technical text continuously scrolls and glitches with translucent duplicate faces.

[00:18–00:28] Jensen Huang continues his monologue, gesturing firmly while green text prompts sync with each spoken word over shifting hardware articles.

[00:28–00:33] The animated Jensen Huang finishes his aggressive monologue, pointing at the camera as the video cuts off abruptly.



## Speech transcript



[00:00–00:03] Jensen Huang: What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ecosystem, you little bitch?

[00:03–00:08] Jensen Huang: I have 300 million confirmed GPUs. I'm trained in accelerated computing, and I will wipe you out with parallelized precision.

[00:08–00:12] Jensen Huang: You think you can get away with that loser premise? Think again, fucker.

[00:12–00:15] Jensen Huang: My secret network of TSMC plumbers is tracing your data center right now.

[00:15–00:19] Jensen Huang: You aren't talking to somebody that woke up a loser. We are not a car. You're fucking dead, kid.

[00:19–00:24] Jensen Huang: I can be in any cloud, anytime, and obsolete your silicon in over 700 ways with just my bare CUDA kernels.

[00:24–00:28] Jensen Huang: I will use my entire arsenal of HBM memory to wipe your miserable ASIC off the Earth.

[00:28–00:33] Jensen Huang: You should have held your fucking tongue. I will shit Blackwell all over you, and you will drown in tokens. You're fucking dead,



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