# Seppuku As Service AI-generated; not human-verified. Timestamps are approximate. An anime samurai girl character presents a satirical promotional video for a 'skin in the game certification', promising developer ritual suicide in case of a software security breach. ## Timestamped description [00:00–00:03] An anime samurai girl stands before screenshots of web development tools and AI interfaces with large Japanese headline text above and English subtitles below. Upbeat electronic music plays. [00:03–00:06] The background switches to an Antigravity software settings menu while the samurai character speaks. [00:06–00:12] The background displays an image of a hacker wearing a Guy Fawkes mask working on a laptop. [00:12–00:28] The background shifts to a suited man holding a short blade pointed at his abdomen in a seppuku pose as the character explains the guarantee. ## Speech transcript [00:00–00:03] Anime Character: バイブコーディングで構築されたウェブサイトをご利用になりたい方は [00:03–00:06] Anime Character: 正直なところ、いらっしゃいません! [00:06–00:09] Anime Character: セキュリティリスクでございますので。 [00:09–00:15] Anime Character: しかし、万が一ハッキングされた場合、制作者が自ら命を断つとしたら? [00:15–00:20] Anime Character: そこで弊社の「命懸け認証」でございます! [00:20–00:26] Anime Character: セキュリティ侵害の発生した際には、制作者による切腹が速やかに執行されることを [00:26–00:28] Anime Character: 保証いたします! Generated with google/gemini-3.8-flash. Video: https://pleometric.net/videos/seppuku-as-service/