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# Introducing the Slop Cannon
2026-02-09Runtime: 0:20
An ad for an exciting new privacy service that tackles AI blackmail. [Timestamped description and transcript](/video-text/introducing-the-slop-cannon.txt) · [JSON](/video-text/introducing-the-slop-cannon.json)\ These descriptions were generated with AI. Timestamps are approximate.
--- # Introducing the Slop Cannon AI-generated; not human-verified. Timestamps are approximate. An animated digital face of a blonde woman delivers a testimonial about a service called 'Slop Cannon' protecting her privacy by flooding the internet with synthetic images. ## Timestamped description [00:00–00:06] An AI-animated blonde woman speaks to the camera against a shifting grid of various cartoon and video clips. Large animated subtitle text appears over her forehead while a small cat wearing overalls dances in the bottom-left corner. Upbeat electronic music plays. [00:06–00:13] The woman continues speaking as the dancing cat relocates toward the lower center of the screen. Text overlays sync with her spoken words. [00:13–00:20] The woman finishes her speech thanking 'Slop Cannon' as the dancing cat moves to the lower right corner before the clip ends. ## Speech transcript [00:00–00:03] Speaker: My evil ex leaked a private photograph I sent him where I was nude. [00:03–00:06] Speaker: I was extremely embarrassed and I felt violated. [00:06–00:10] Speaker: But then, Slop Cannon generated 5 million pictures of me naked, each with a different body, [00:10–00:13] Speaker: so no one could really tell which one was real. [00:13–00:18] Speaker: Thanks to Slop Cannon, my privacy was protected by making my digital footprint unreliable and unverifiable. [00:18–00:20] Speaker: Thanks, Slop Cannon! Generated with google/gemini-3.8-flash. Video: https://pleometric.net/videos/introducing-the-slop-cannon/