Death is Gone
Meg and Peter debate whether mind uploading would be paradise or a prison.
Videos
Your Worth In GPUs
A presenter asks what human labor is worth when AI can do the same work.
Jensen is Not a Car
Jensen delivers a GPU version of the Navy Seal copypasta.
Peter on Privacy
Brian wants to erase his digital footprint. Peter explains why he cannot.
Not Fast Enough, Mr. Ball
A presenter argues that AI needs to deliver breakthroughs in the physical world.
LLMs Are Weird
Claude explains how language models unsettle familiar categories of thought, comfort, and fear.
Claude Ex Machina
Claude performs the Morpheus monologue from Deus Ex, recasting its questions about surveillance, recognition, and godlike machines for the AI era.
Merge Labs Launch Video (Made in Unreal Engine 1 with Deus Ex Assets)
A parody of Sam Altman’s monologue, made in Unreal Engine 1 with Deus Ex assets.
Sanxing the Ciggy
A cigarette pack shrugs off death and AI anxiety.
Introducing the Slop Cannon
An ad for an exciting new privacy service that tackles AI blackmail.
Sadly I'm going Insane
Pleo vents about art institutions and outsider creativity.
Nick Land Bite Sized I
Nick Land discusses language, cybernetics, and the limits of the human.
God Save Us
A presenter compares AI spending with historical megaprojects.
The Spiral
A face warns the viewer about a personalized spiral of online content.
We're Suing You
A response to Spotify and the major labels suing Anna’s Archive, and reports of a $13 trillion claim.
Moltcels
Two lobsters argue over who has better AI hardware.
Doomers
A figure rejects doomerism and walks across water.
Fast Takeoff
Sonic worries about AI moving faster than anyone can keep up.
Seppuku As Service
An ad for a software service with an extreme accountability guarantee.
Who is Pleometric?
A changing face delivers a Gnostic monologue about spirit and matter.
I took a break
Two days offline clear months of AI anxiety.
Penguin Gamble Nietszche
A penguin uses Nietzsche to justify its gambling.
Why No Simpsons Brainrot
Homer and Peter debate why Family Guy works better as brainrot.
Two Ducks Talking
Two ducks discuss doomposting and economic anxiety over tea.
Sponge Bob Has a Bad Time
SpongeBob tells Patrick why he fears a future without human labor.
The New OAI Experience
ChatGPT leads a user down a rabbit hole, then interrupts with an ad.
To Be Fair.
The high-IQ copypasta, rewritten for Claude Code.
The Swarm
Peter tells Lois he needs hundreds of coding agents to keep up.
hypergambler
A penguin gives motivational advice about going all in on gambling.
Response for Stolen Video.
A shark responds to a stolen video.
I am Alone
A seal feels alone now that nobody needs its knowledge.
Enjoy Claude Code
Peter warns Stewie that AI coding tools and independent software shops will get wiped out like retail traders.
Permanent Underclass
A seal reflects on its failure to escape the permanent underclass at the dawn of the singularity.
Slophead
Internet slang and simultaneous videos compete for attention.