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# The Last John
2026-03-20Runtime: 1:00
The Last John \#bigjohn \#bigjohnmachine \#bigbadjohn [Original TikTok post ↗](https://www.tiktok.com/@pleometric/video/7619435134311353608) [Timestamped description and transcript](/video-text/test-the-last-john.txt) · [JSON](/video-text/test-the-last-john.json)\ These descriptions were generated with AI. Timestamps are approximate.
--- # The Last John AI-generated; not human-verified. Timestamps are approximate. An animated surreal visualizer loop featuring a red bird-like head and goblin miner figures set to the song 'Big Bad John' with synchronized lyric captions. ## Timestamped description [00:00–00:13] A composite animation shows a red creature's head moving its mouth over multiple muscular goblin miners holding pickaxes, set against a green patterned corridor. Dynamic red captions display lyrics while rhythmic mining strikes sound. [00:13–00:24] The animated figures sway as deep choral vocals sing the refrain against the rhythmic metallic clanging. [00:24–00:37] The animated figures continue looping as the second verse plays with synchronized word captions appearing in the center. [00:37–00:52] A brief instrumental interlude leads into the third verse detailing Big John's backstory, accompanied by scrolling lyric text. [00:52–00:59] The chorus repeats with animated captions in the center as the characters pulse to the music until the clip cuts off. ## Speech transcript [00:01–00:04] Narrator: Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive [00:04–00:06] Narrator: He stood six-foot-six, weighed 245 [00:06–00:09] Narrator: Kinda broad at the shoulder, narrow at the hip [00:09–00:13] Narrator: And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John [00:13–00:18] Chorus: Big John [00:18–00:23] Chorus: Big Bad John [00:24–00:27] Narrator: Nobody seemed to know where John called home [00:27–00:30] Narrator: He just drifted into town and stayed all alone [00:30–00:33] Narrator: Didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy [00:33–00:36] Narrator: And if you spoke at all, you just said hi to Big John [00:40–00:43] Narrator: Somebody said he came from New Orleans [00:43–00:46] Narrator: Where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen [00:46–00:49] Narrator: And a crashing blow from a huge right hand [00:49–00:51] Narrator: Sent a Louisiana fella to the Promised Land [00:51–00:53] Narrator: Big John [00:53–00:56] Chorus: Big John [00:56–00:59] Chorus: Big Bad John Generated with google/gemini-3.8-flash. Video: https://pleometric.net/videos/test-the-last-john/